The Fuckest Uppest

It’s been a while since I’ve updated this page and it still gave the impression that my blog will be an endless stream of Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie being very very in love with each other. I’m sorry to report that you won’t find that much Ryden here anymore, despite my undying belief that they are soulmates and should do dirty things with each other.

Here are the basics. 

My name’s Leah, I’m 23 and I’m working on a degree in Television Production at Savannah College of Art and Design in Atlanta. It’s been said that I’m taking the scenic route through my undergrad. I live in Midtown with my two cats. I drink too much coffee and am a recovering ginger ale addict. I obsess over things and can’t sleep if I haven’t had peppermint tea.

This is what I look like when I’ve had a professional makeup artist working on me for 20 minutes:

This is what I look like the rest of the time:

I used to post a lot about bandom until I got tired of having people yelling at me all the time. Now I mostly post Doctor Who, old photos of Brendon Urie, Spencer Smith, and Ryan Ross, the Hunger Games, posts about art school sucking the life out of me, whining about my best friend being 4000 miles away, fun., the existences of Gary Lightbody, Gabe Saporta, and Max Bemis, Breaking Bad, feminism, my cats, my car… uhhh… other things probably. Wow this is a super organized and well thought out intro! 

The person you’ll see me post about the most is my best friend/other half/platonic life partner/boss/fakegay fiance Michelle. She lives in England which is a constant source of awfulness in my life and you’ll hear me bitch about it a lot. She’s the best person on this planet and I judge people who think otherwise.  We find each other a little too funny, we sometimes worry that we may be a little too dependent on each other. We talk all day every day (we sleep on Skype). She is my honest to god other half, the person most suited to me on this planet, and I will never quite get over how lucky I am to have her. People often think we’re in love with each other on account of the holding hands and the snuggling and the cat we adopted together and our plans to raise children together and the… fake engagement rings… but we’re both straight. People often ask, we originally met on Tumblr. Here are pictures of us being cute together: 

We’ll probably spend the rest of our lives being totally obsessed with each other and living together (once I’m done with school) and we’re pretty cool with that.

I have two cats, Albus Maxwell:

and Benson Hedges (who I adopted with Michelle)

Other things I love are Brand New (my favorite band), Harry Potter, puns, Jack’s Mannequin and other Andrew McMahony things, Fall Out Boy, Snow Patrol, FC Bayern Munich, Friends, delusional Ryden shipping, Downton Abbey, Sherlock, Art History, Mythology, QI, Parks and Rec, Spaced/Simon Pegg, The IT Crowd, Taking Back Sunday, Lupus Awareness, Nerdfighteria, and general awesome things.

Once I met Patrick Stump:

And these dudes:

And THESE dudes: 

And even this dude:

So that’s all. If you’re following me, thank you!

Inquiries go here. Unless you’re asking me why I don’t like Dallon Weekes. Then your time would be better spent evaluating your priorities. 

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